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What a total fat Cunt

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Useless fat cunt Neville "What a fat cunt" Southall left his daughter in tears after suing her to get back £55,000 of the old tat he collected during his piss poor career..
The ex-Shite Scouse and Sheepshaggers goalie gave Samantha, 19, his FACup medal and other shite, including international caps and his MBE, when she was ten.

But Southall, a fat cunt, now wants them back as they are apparantly worth a few bob

The unpleasant fat cunt walked out on his family a decade ago after shagging a string of slappers, His daughter Samantha sobbed as a “saddened” judge at Liverpool’s civil and family court ordered her to return the memorabilia.

The hard-up law student was also told to pay £6,000 costs She said: “I’m devastated — I idolised my dad. I don’t know how I’ll pay the costs.”

Southall, now thought to be living in Kent with some old slapper or other, was not at court as he is too fat to get through the door, the fat cunt. His lawyer said: “He is a fat cunt.”

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